英语两人对话笑话长篇大概三四分钟

求英语对话笑话 要两人 3-5分钟的

There was a hound dog laying in the yard. An old man in overalls was sitting on the porch. 有一只猎犬躺在院子里。一个穿着制服的老人坐在旁边的摇椅上。 "Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?" the tourist asked. 一会一个开着车过来,看见了猎犬，就问:"对不起，老先生，您的狗咬人么?" The old man replied, "Nope." 老先生斩钉截铁的说:“不” So the tourist stepped out of his car.

英语笑话带翻译，两个人的，初一水平，三到五分钟。

1、Hospitality The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then

求一篇英语笑话，两人的，求能撑过三分钟，两个男的，要搞笑

I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!" "I wasn't asleep," the man answered. "Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed." "I

英语搞笑小对话（3分钟，两个人的）快～～

Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking. 老师正在讲课，彼得打起瞌睡来了。 Teacher: Peter！Tell us, what's the biggest in the world? 老师：彼得！你说说，世界上什么最大？ Peter: Well, well....eyelids.... 彼得: 嗯……嗯……眼皮…… Teacher: What？Eyelids？ 老师：什么？眼皮？ Peter: Yes, sir. Because as soon as I shut my eyes, the eyelids cover everythin

急求2人英语对话，搞笑的稍长点，要有翻译

前台小姐：“you have what thing?” 你有什么事 老外：“can you speak english?” 你能说英语吗 前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?”如果我没在说英语，那我在说什么？ 老外：“can anybody else speak english? ”有没有其他人会说 前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing,no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.”你自己